Just yesterday, while I was in the car with Marteens and Ate, her mom, she fired two awesome shots targeted at very innocent victims – all within 5 minutes.
First victim: JUANCHO
Martina: Mom, Juanch has so many friends.
Me and Ate: That's a good thing, Marteens!
Martina: ... but I have more.
Second victim: ME
Me, longing for ice cream and aiming to make an announcement that I would treat them: You know what I REALLY want to eat right now?
Martina: You like everything.
My advice? Run and hide.